Category: Puns

BP station

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Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.








A chip monk

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A monastery is in financial trouble. So the monk goes into a fish-and-chips business to raise money. One evening, a customer knocks on the door. A monk answers. The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?”

“No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.