I was driving with my friend. We come to a red light and he speeds up and whips right through it.
I start freaking out “Hey man, your going to get us killed!”
He replies “Relax, my brother drives like this.”
We come to another red light and he blazes right through.
“You’re going to get arrested or get us killed!”
“Relax this is how my brother drives.”
We come to a green light he stops dead looking both ways.
“Dude, it’s green you can go.”
“Nah man, my brother might be coming the other way.“
A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi are on a fishing trip.
The Rabbi says he wants a drink, so he walks off the boat, across the water, and grabs the drink.
A few minutes later, the Minister wants a drink too, and also walks across the water.
The priest thinks to himself ‘If God lets them walk on water, he’ll let me too, and leaves the boat.
The priest sinks like a stone into the lake.
The Rabbi turns to the Minister and says “guess he didn’t know where the stepping stones were.“