Category: Jokes

Final match tonight

close up photo of person holding tennis racket and ball
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A man went to the doctor,

“Doctor, every night in my dream I am playing tennis.”

Doctor says, “Take these pills, they will help you sleep better.”

The man replies,

“I can’t take them, tonight is the final game.

 

 

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september twenty-seventh

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A Polish man decided to run down a railway track, trying to beat an approaching train with his speed.
He started running faster and faster, as fast as he could,
but eventually he is caught by the train and finds himself in a hospital with many broken bones.
Treating his wounds, the doctor asks
“Stavroski, why didn’t you just run up the embankment to avoid the train?”
“You stupid idiot,” Stavroski says.

If I can’t beat it on the flat ground, how will I beat it uphill?

(Source: Jokes4us)

 

 

 

august thirty-first

boys brother children country
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Dad asks Cody, “What’s with your brother over there by the porch?” Cody says, “Well, he asked for something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”

“What! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”
“Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s afraid to cough!