$2 million poor

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An American walks into a Swiss bank with a giant, heavy sack in his hands.
He goes to the teller, brings his face close to the glass and whispers,
“I have $2 million with me. I urgently need to open a secret Swiss bank account.”
The Swiss bank teller replies,
“Sir, there’s no need to whisper. Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of in Switzerland.