The boa

close up photo of reticulated python
Photo by Susanne Jutzeler on

A man holding a pet boa constrictor walks into a night club to get a drink and sits next to a blind man.
He orders a drink and water for his buddy, the boa.
The blind man says, “Hey, no one drinks water at the bar.”
The boa’s owner smiles and replies, “My buddy does.”
The blind man replies, “I gotta meet you guys.” He reaches over to the other man and touches his face.
He says “Round, Beard, & Brows – you’re a 30 year old Irish man”.
Next, he reaches over the the boa and touches it’s face.
He says, “Slimey, Scaley, & Cold.
You must be the club owner”.