Dad asks Cody, “What’s with your brother over there by the porch?” Cody says, “Well, he asked for something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”
“What! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”
“Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s afraid to cough!“
As I was driving to work this morning, this truck driver swerved right through the traffic, cutting up the other road users before smashing into the back of a car.
Politician was a guest speaker at the golf club dinner.
As the politician stood up to speak, a few of the men saw it as an opportunity to sneak off to the bar.
An hour later, with the politician still talking, another man joined them.
“Is he still talking?” they asked him.
“Yes.” another man answered.
“What on Earth is he talking about?” “I don’t know.
He’s still introducing himself.”
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
“Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”