Short fuse

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A massive bodybuilder befriends a pretty girl at a local bar. After several drinks and hours of conversation, the two decide to leave and head back to his place.

After making out in the bedroom for a while, he stands up and starts to undress. After removing his shirt, he flexes his muscles and says,

“See here, baby? That is 1000 pounds of dynamite.”

She starts to drool, itching with anticipation. The bodybuilder drops his pants next and says,

“See these, baby? These legs are 1000 pounds of dynamite.”

At this point, she is aching to get started. Lastly, he takes of his boxers. The woman screams, grabs her purse, and runs towards the door. He catches her before she can leave and asks what the problem is.

She replies,

“With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse,
I was afraid you could blow at any second!”