july eighth

On a bus, there was these two older guys originally from China. They sat down and engaged in an animated conversation. A lady sat behind them ignored them at first, but her attention was hooked when she heard one of the men said the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last-a time.”

“You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“Hey, cool-a down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ about-a sex-a? I’m a just-a tellin’ my friend-a how to spell-a Mississippi.